Junk Drawer

"Wait! Wait, don't throw it out. It's good! I'll use it. Just put it in the junk drawer."

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Millions flow.

Nobody knows.

CEO can't expose.

Vested interest silence grows.

Representatives repose.

Consumers doze.

Simple inquiries opposed.

Skeptics' words juxtaposed.

Questions posed?

Reassure; don't disclose!

No harm done I suppose.

The crowd goes.

Led by the nose..

Still reposed.

Silence grows.

How they doze!

Millions flow.

Nobody knows.

"Register, Joe!"

Uh-oh.

Let it go?

Hell, no.

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Enquiring minds want to know:

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The HDSA Marker?               "I gave at the office."

HSC Horizon?                                    "Kinda dry."

HDAC?                     "Well, yeah, but it's all HD."

The Lighthouse?          "Yeah, there's cleavage...

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